The last few days have been eventful. That is to say, I’ve done stuff which, unfortunately, hasn’t anything to do with my research, but have entertained me and enriched my life. I’ve done some studying though, I’m being good. I shall now proceed to write about some stuff, under headings below, so each and every reader can pick, skip and choose what he or she would like to read. I am nothing if not considerate:)
Nuns & Monks of IcelandIn the morning class I teach there are 4 very overtly religious people, namely three monks and a nun. The nun is a Mother Theresa type nun, she’s a fun loving gal like all of them seem to be, from Polland, which many of them also seem to be, and a joy to have in class, simply delightful. She asked my forgiveness the other day as she’d answered a question wrong bc she didn’t understand, and she felt she’d lied. I told her no prob but she really felt she had to be forgiven so I did. She wears the white and blue sari, you’ve seen them around, to be sure. If not, I’m pretty sure you know what Mother Theresa used to wear. They copy her outfit. The monks are of the Franciscan order, and their clothes are rather more unusual in modern society. They wear midieval hooded brown robes of rough fabric, a white rope tied around their waste and Birkenstocks keep them walking comfortably, though sockslessly. They are here to found the first monastery for monks in a while, in the east of the country, as a blessing to Iceland. I have thanked them, don’t worry. They have huge long beards and rosary beads dangling from their belts and wee crosses around their necks, and are also fun loving and always smiling like the nuns. Great participators in all class activities. They are happy people. They’ve attained an innner peace which is enviable. “My” monks are named Anton, Peter and Vladimir and they all hail from Slovakia. They’ve been here for a month or so and are already somewhat conversant in Icelandic. That’s astounding. They attribute their quick learning to David, the fourth and head monk, whatever they’re called. He is cool, he loves to talk. The other day a radio guy, married to one of the Icelandic teachers, interviewed him infront of the school. The others were sitting in the brand new VW Golf the Bishop had bought for them – a rather odd sight to see midieval manly men sitting in this modern vehicle – and I went to them to ask what was going on with Brother David. He soon came over and started talking to me. I had some questions, I’d asked Vladimir but they were too tough for him to answer in Icelandic, so I asked David. I asked him how one chooses one order above another. He asked me if I were married, and when I said no he said:
When you choose a husband you will “horfa horfa horfa” / ”look look look” at many and see that you like one for this reason, another for that, and so on, until you find the one who’s a keeper. It’s the same when choosing an order. Benedictine monks and Jesuites, for instance, are clever students and study theology 24/7, pray loads, adhere to specific dietary rules and are confined to the monastery. All a choice joyfully made, I hasten to add and emphasise. The lifestyle of a Franciscan, followers, as it were, of St Francis of Assisi, are more active, among the people, they can eat what they want, and also pray loads, of course. We all oughta. It’s been proven that in communities / societies where people meditate crime rate goes down and people in general are somehow more content, even if they aren’t the ones meditating. Meditating and prayer go hand in hand. David said:
The other monks are smart and study; we do dishes:) So cool. I then asked:
Is there mutual respect between monks and nuns? I really wanted him to say yes, and he did. He said that though he didn’t respect a nun more than other women necessarily, and stressing that “the robes don’t make the monk”, and I assume the same applies to nuns, he could by looking at a nun assume more about her religiosity and ideas of life and happiness and such like than he can about a non-nun. He then said, as I pressed him for an answer on how highly he thought of nuns:
When I see a nun I not only think (nice woman) but ... and then he stuck two fingers in his mouth and whistled, grinning hugely! How human! :) So cool, how he was speaking “my language” in a way. No shyness about gender or holier than thou attitude. We spoke for ages – everyone who knows me notes that I make friends with males in groups of three (plus one this time) quite easily – and when they drove off, after promising me they’d introduce me to the Carmelite nuns with whom I may go and stay for a few days and experience the life of a real nun, something I’ve always wanted, Brother David whistled at me:) They all laughed heartily, so happy, contagiously so. So cool.
Fun Icelandic Lessons GroupsI teach Icelandic, as I’ve written before, from 09.20-12.00 every day and from 18.00-21.00 Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays, until July 28th. I am lucky this time as both groups are made up of people who for the most part are willing to participate in class. Sometimes the dynamics of groups are such that no one talks or shows initiative, but this time around every session is super active and energetic. Maybe it’s me, maybe I am cooler now:) I am a lot of fun, you know that;), and they laugh at me and with me, haha, we have so much fun. There are a couple of grumpy types but I’ve finally become confident enough to actually act the part of teacher and person in authority, telling them off, telling them to participate in speaking excercises or else expect not to learn a single thing. It’s worked wonders, I am glad for that. It’s quite rewarding to witness their progress and give them things to talk about and see them talk for ages, switching partners, talking to as many as they can, and really getting into it, even if the conversations are simple and sometimes silly.
What do you do on Saturdays? What is your favourite thing to do at work? What do you eat for breakfast? Do you enjoy swimming and salsa dancing? No yes or no answer are allowed, I am quite strict about that and they get the reason why. I’ve students from, in random order, the Netherlands, Phillippines, Germany, France, Belgium, Polland, Thailand, Denmark, Italy, Slovakia, Peru, England, USA, Uganda, Nigeria, Senegal, Canada, the Ukraine, Serbia, Ireland, an Icelandic girl raised in the States, and Morocco. My work is fun – it’s more fun now after this long break. I also feel I’m doing something, which of course I am, not just sleeping in and doing yoga and wondering what yummy foods to cook:)
Bike & WoodchoppingI’ve been reunited with my Mongoose Switchback. His name is Mokee, for the Mokee Dugway / Switchbacks by Gooseneck canyons, Rivers of San Juan, Southern Utah. It’s lovely, takes me 3 minutes to get to work, heehee. Good bike. I checked to see what it would cost to have it and maybe a couple of boxes with stuff from here shipped to Durham – £950 just to send it, £60, as I recall, for taxes and handling. Insane! I’ll take it on the plane, if at all, but I really want to bc it’s a gorgeous bike, been so good to me. Comfy saddle, too, and that’s important:) On my way from work yesterday I cycled past a grove of tall trees by a roundabout, not a place you’d sit and picnic but nice nonetheless. I heard a suspicious sound eminating from the said grove. I followed the sound and witnessed a bizarre sight. A man in a woodworker's outfit was kneeling in the midst of the tall trees, sawing a piece of ply-wood in parts. I found it bizarre that the man was sawing “processed” wood in a grove of live trees. I truly did find it bizarre. Like eating canned fruit in an orchard. Or changing a peeing doll's nappy whilst working at a nursery. I could find more examples, but maybe I'll leave it up to you. This is the interactive part of my blog - please participate, if you understand what I'm on about in the first place:) I wanted to take a pic but didn’t bc I was cycling behind a man who took larger than normal steps and acted weirdly and somehow that threw me off.
Pilates in PoolOur personal trainer Carolyn and my sister & I had a wee misunderstanding so we missed a session, so she offered to meet us at a pool and teach us some pool excercises, cardio and Pilates. We swam loads, I was exhausted and would have stopped had she not been there. Navel to the spine whilst swimming is tough, especially if you’re a poor swimmer like I am, but it felt so rewarding. After that we did some jumping up and down and twisting round, kicking our feet while holding on to the ledge of the pool, always focusing on our core/centre and controlled breathing:) and then we ran in the water, very demanding indeed. She told us “real” athletes do it so we felt quite accomplished. A student of mine was there, we waved and he stood in the pool wondering what we were doing jumping up and down and running with “strong arms” while breathing funny. A German tourist stared and then told us this was a swimming pool not a running pool. Oh go home you dirty man, probably didn’t shower before entering the pool. Stretches in the very very hot hot tub, I sang “American Life” by Madonna for Carolyn, bc in it she says:
"I do yoga and Pilates, and my room is full of hotties, blablablablablablablabla, do you think I’m satisfied?”, and then we were off to my mamma’s house where Sigrún cooked a delish meal and we ate 300 gr of veggies each, my mum and Sigrún and I. Good for us. Eating healthy, apart from the any chocolates I eat every day. Argh!!
Talking Shiva CatToday I took the wee cat, Shiva, to her grandparents, ie the parents of the owner. She used to live there. She pooed and peeed (how on earth does one spell those words in the past tense?) on the floor and meowed constantly and I couldn’t handle it bc of the distraction and interruption to studies, plus I’ve developed an allergy now, her little old lady cat hair flying about everywhere. Been itchy all day after driving her to a town near Rvík, the same town Helga Dís, the cat owner’s sister and my friend, lives in. Mosfellsbær, for those who know my land. On the way, as she sat in her basket in my niece Ísafold’s lap, she was acting a bit funny, mouth open and she looked distressed. And then she spoke! She said, very distinctly:
Æ æ æ. That’s pronounced:
aye aye aye. She then puked quite a bit of her Whiskas I’d given her that day. And then she spoke again.
Æ æ æ. It means,
oy vey, or
oh dear (Nick, you know you say it, too:) ) We told her new caretakers about this miracle, a 19 yr old talking cat!, but they just told us she does that quite often.
Æ æ æ. That’s an actual word, short, but a word! Amazing! I feel guilty for promising to take care of her and then not doing it, but I must focus on my work. It’s now or never, really, for my research and writing. You know that, it’s a sad fact.
Sara & Liv AnnaWent out with Sara and Liv Anna on Thursday. Wasn’t meant to be a proper night out but turned into one quite quickly. Approximate drinks prices: Pint O’Beer: £4.50. Cocktails: £12.50. Insane. Sara and Liv Anna are gorgeous and a lot of fun, we all rode our bikes to our rendez-vous. I left to Sara’s house which is near the pub, Kaffibarinn, we were in, and then I stayed there bc it was late and stuff. Went to work this morning in a different state still, unshowered, and, typically, that’s when a tv crew from the state tv chose to come to film “my” monks and the rest of the class and talk to some students about studying this tough language. I might tape it to show y’all, bc it’ll be funny. The city is shutting down the school I’m teaching at, big big mistake, as classes will cost more elsewhere and less will study, less availability and stuff, blah, boring stuff, but will fit nicely in my thesis as it has to do with integration.
Blönduós & hot tubI am now in Blönduós in northern Iceland, 3.5 hrs from Rvík, a town Sigrún and fam used to live in, in Inga’s house, her boy Fannar’s room, writing this on my laptop which now has power thanks to Nick sending me my power cord. Customs wanted me to pay for it, they opened the package thinking it was a new item. I didn’t have to in the end, for obvious reasons. Bravissimo sent my new on-line bought bra over here and customs demands near enough half the price of it as tax. Greedy. Sigrún, Inga and I just spent a couple of hours, from 01.30-03.30, in the hot tub outside, bright sky, a little rain, lovely hot spring water. We did so e Pilates and talked loads and laughed loads, had a great time. I slept or rested a bit upon arrival around 21.00, tired from last night, today’s work and workout with Carolyn and Sigrún, so now, at 04:34, I am wide awake. Will post this tomorrow, for your enjoyement ... though I know it’s too long, 4 pages in Word so far!, but I love to talk/write. This weekend Blönduós holds it’s annual
Food & Culture Festival, with a cooking competition into which Sigrún’s friend Inga has entered and on the panel of judges is one of Iceland’s hottest singers, Jónsi. He’s simply cool, don’t really like his music but he as energy and charisma like pop stars oughta. Like Jack White Stripes, though not quite as much:) Ísafold went to a pool party for 12-16 yr olds tonight, and tomorrow we will go to a dance thingy where Jónsi will be playing with his band,
Í svörtum fötum /
Wearing black clothes. Oh yeah;) We’ll go round different events tomorrow, that’s why Sigrún and Ísafold came here, and I am not sure why I came along, but I usually just do what I am asked so Sigrún asked and I came along.
I belive that’s it, for now! Weather still miserable, except at night it seems. Wore a skirt today, for the first time since being here. It’s a brave move, due to excessive wind. One must wear something nice and covering underneath if one doesn’t want to be shamed infront of the natives:) Will go to bed now. See yous soon:)
Xps: today as I add to this and post it is Saturday. I dreamt that I was at some festival, maybe Glasto, and the White Stripes were there. I was so happy to see them amongst the people, just strolling around, and then they filed up behind me and we walked in single file into centre of Durham where I found a nice wee pub for us all. Meg and Jack weren’t there, though, only the band members, which I know don’t exist, one was called Chris and another was called But or Butt and he pinched my arm and told me he loved me. Luciane was there as was a girl from school and uni, but whom I haven’t seen in years. The band members were all really nice and fun, took my picture and asked if I was an Icelandic protestor, protesting to preserve the rocky cold outcrop I call(ed?) home. They also had a dog, golden retriever. Then my friend had a toe operation and some woman threatened a street peddler she’d turn him in for selling cards that were illegally copied. Also my sisters gave me and Nick a set of 60 dvds, all either James Bond films or Woody Allen films, wasn’t really sure. Sigrún dreamt that the dwarf she owned, in the dream only, taught her to tap dance whilst he was standing on the kitchen table which she’d placed him on. Revelations come at night, I tell ya.